unclefather:

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

That’s Mr.Steal Yo Girl

unclefather:

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

That’s Mr.Steal Yo Girl

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Kinda funny how when I was little things like other kids staring at me because I had one hand or thinking I was weird hurt my feelings. Now I could care fucking less about other people’s opinions, but the fact that there’s people in my adult life calling me “handicapped” “disabled” or describe me as having a “medical condition” really deeply hurts my feelings.


Scarlett Johansson | new outtakes by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair, 2014

Scarlett Johansson | new outtakes by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair, 2014